by Eric Bickernicks

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Animated Book Trailer:

The trailer contains voices right from the audiobook. Read by the author, it contains over 40 voices actors for all the different characters. It's not an audio drama, there are no sound effects or ambient backgrounds.

The Blurb: Would you like a couch with that painting?

Obscurity is a way of life for Gavin Vonn Getch, a painter who works at a frame shop in a small New England town. His life changes when billionaire Gary Eastman enters his shop and becomes the ultimate patron: a lifetime commission for all his work in exchange for a crap-load of money.

Some of his artist buddies envy him and others think he’s sold out. Curious as to where his paintings are being displayed, he makes a trip to the DLC headquarters, where a shocking discovery forces him to reevaluate his deal with Eastman and his identity as an artist.

The Plea: This first book is on me! I'm desperate to find an audience so please give me a follow if you want to read or hear more from me.

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Story Elements

Ratings Factors

Language: Minor profanity used occasionally
Sexual Content: Sexual acts implied but not described
Target Audience Age: 35-64 (Working age adults)
Violence: None


Geography: Boston
Realism: Consistent with real world, no magic, no unachieved science
Setting Type: Urban (city)
Time Period: 2010 - 2019 (Present day)

Main Character

Age: Adult
Gender: Male
Race: Irrelevant
Religion: Irrelevant
Sexual Preference: Heterosexual

Styles & Themes

Humor: Humor throughout
Inspires Reader to Feel: Confused/Questioning
Mysteries & Puzzles: Significant mystery(ies) are core to driving the story
Pacing: Moves quickly
Physical Action: Minor and occasional action
Political/Social Commentary: Story includes metaphors for social or political theme(s)
Romance: Minor romance, not a significant story driver
Genre Mystery
Mysteries & Puzzles:
  • Significant mystery(ies) are core to driving the story
  • Thought-provoking puzzles tangentially related to story
  • Puzzles or clues that reader could use to solve mystery(ies) of story


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About the author

Eric Bickernicks

Story first...screw genre. C'mon, how much literary 'pizza and beer' can one consume? (I guess a lot) Hello obscurity. #nonconformist Author website: