The United States of Air

by J.M. Porup

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The National Sewer Agency is spying on people's toilets, looking for food terrorists…

Food Enforcement Agent Jason Frolick believes in America. He believes in eating air. He struggles to get the food monkey off his back. As part of the Global War On Fat, his job is to put food terrorists in Fat Camp.

When a pizza dealer gets whacked in the park across the street from the Thin House, the Prophet Jones himself asks Frolick to investigate. For the first time ever, Frolick solves a murder—but what he finds out shakes his faith.

Will he ever be able to eat air again?

Story Elements

Ratings Factors

Language: Minor profanity used occasionally
Sexual Content: Sexual acts implied but not described
Target Audience Age: 18-34 (New adult/twentysomethings)
Violence: Death, but minimal violence


Geography: USA
Realism: A true story to the best of the author's knowledge
Setting Type: Urban (city)
Time Period: 2010 - 2019 (Present day)

Main Character

Age: Adult
Gender: Male
Race: Irrelevant
Religion: Irrelevant
Sexual Preference: Irrelevant or N/A

Styles & Themes

Humor: Laughs take priority over all else
Inspires Reader to Feel: Politically or Socially Motivated
Mysteries & Puzzles: Significant mystery(ies) are core to driving the story
Pacing: Moves quickly
Physical Action: Frequent action, driven by threat to safety or life by antagonist(s)
Political/Social Commentary: Story is intended as metaphor for social or political theme(s)
Romance: Minor romance, not a significant story driver
Genre Humor
  • Laughs take priority over all else


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