The Plump Buffet

by Dollie Llama and ThornDaddy

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9 Episodes
196 Minutes Total

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THE PLUMP BUFFET - a romantic kinky curvy cat cult comedy.

The Plump Buffet is a cast-production BDSM radio play about a sex cult in the desert… and they're all cats.

WARNING: "The Plump Buffet" is comedic literature with sexual motifs. If you are not of legal age, you should not listen. You should also not listen if literature with sexual motifs is not permitted in your community. You are also not to listen if you are easily offended by such material. But compared to network TV, it's a wholesome story… no one dies.

-THE PLUMP BUFFET: it's not a love triangle, it's a love polygon.

–THE PLUMP BUFFET is "Fritz the Cat" meets "Showdown at Waco."

–50 women aren't 50 times the fun, they're 50 times the hassle. And one of them always feels like killing you.


Story by ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama.

Narrator: George Earth. Voice actors: ThornDaddy, Dollie Llama, Estrus Goodspeed, penelope x.k. moi, George Earth. Audio production: ThornDaddy. Directed by ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama.

Music by ThornDaddy. Lyrics and vocals: Dollie Llama and ThornDaddy. Bass guitar: ThornDaddy. Guitars: Officer Hutsskew, Marky the Sod. Drums: London May. Music produced and mixed by ThornDaddy.

Cover art: F. Wertham. Name "Plump Buffet" suggested by L. Lamb ("Baa Baa!")

Thanks to marion (House Of Reason), Illicit Shane, and Erin for audio proofing help.

ABOUT THE AUTHORS: ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama are an ecstatically married couple living in Southern California. They did the Podiobook Diary of an S and M Romance.

They produce a free weekly BDSM Podcast called Submission and Coffee.

Story Elements

Ratings Factors

Language: Major use of profanity
Sexual Content: Erotica - frequent detailed sex
Target Audience Age/Stage of Life: Adult only (erotic)
Violence: None


Geography: USA
Realism: A true story to the best of the author's knowledge
Setting Type: Urban (city)
Time Period: 2010 - 2019

Main Character

Age: Adult
Gender: Male
Race: Irrelevant
Religion: Irrelevant
Sexual Preference: Heterosexual

Styles & Themes

Humor: Humor throughout
Inspires Reader to Feel: Confident/Self-Motivated
Mysteries & Puzzles: None or only very minor mysteries
Pacing: Time to savor, deliberate
Physical Action: Minor and occasional action
Political/Social Commentary: Politics irrelevant to story
Romance: Significant romantic themes
Genre Erotic
Sexual Content:
  • Erotica - frequent detailed sex
  • Pornography - frequent detailed sex with detailed descriptions of acts and body parts

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