No Offense

by Jerry Belitch

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From writer and stand-up comedian Jerry Belitch (author of "Fifty Ways to Slay" and "Population: One") comes "No Offense," a pedal to the metal comedy that shows what happens when truth and speculation blur together and the inept are allowed to rule.

When the President of the United States decides to add another notch to his belt on his list of extra marital conquests, he is dismayed to find out his new romantic interest is too young for him and proposes a law to make satisfying his lustful desires legal.

When the public learns about the pending piece of legislation, society begins to implode as celebrities of all sorts suddenly find themselves having to scramble to keep their secrets and careers intact. Meanwhile, women nationwide band together and support each other through a new social movement and POTUS remains stuck in his own head as it appears his fantasies may just become reality.

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Story Elements

Ratings Factors

Language: Major use of profanity
Sexual Content: Sexual acts implied but not described
Target Audience Age/Stage of Life: Working Age Adults
Violence: Minor

Setting

Geography: USA
Realism: Consistent with real world, no magic, no unachieved science
Setting Type: Urban (city)
Time Period: 2010 - 2019

Main Character

Age: Adult
Gender: Male
Race: Irrelevant
Religion: Irrelevant
Sexual Preference: Irrelevant or N/A

Styles & Themes

Humor: Laughs take priority over all else
Inspires Reader to Feel: Politically or Socially Motivated
Mysteries & Puzzles: None or only very minor mysteries
Pacing: Moves quickly
Physical Action: Negligible physical action
Political/Social Commentary: Story is intended as metaphor for social or political theme(s)
Romance: No romantic elements
Genre Humor
 
Humor:
  • Laughs take priority over all else

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About the author

Jerry Belitch

I'm an author, comedy writer, parodist, and stand-up comedian living in Southern California. My work contains a variety of topics, ranging from observational and pop cultural humor, to current events and politics. Primary influences are "Weird Al" Yankovic, Stephen Lynch, Lewis Black, and South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Please visit my website, www.jbelitch.com, to learn more about my current projects and follow me on social media. Twitter: @parodyjerry Facebook: /parodyjerry

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